Because Chemistry Class Is Boring...

Life in the Litter Box

We know what you need.
The landscape is bleak,
And the future is dreary.
Kneel before the alter.
Guidance is transmitted;
Gadgetry and fashion.
"4G is faster!"
The fat cats laugh
Each time they stop by.
Mass is broadcast to the masses;
The consumerism sermon.
We know what you need.
Confess, my child...
Have you been watching enough TV?
Have faith in our doctrines:
"Part of a well balanced breakfast."
"So 'G' double 'O' 'D' good!"
The fat cats cackle above
And we sink deeper into the litter
Of discarded needs and wants
That the pastors sold us last year;
Proof of a pious life.
We know what you need.